Rain Man歌词

作词 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope
作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope
Yeah
Definitely, definitely
Definitely dope
Definitely
Definitely K-Mart
Yeah
Yeah
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
For finding me offensive, hence, if
I should draw the line or any fences, if so, to what extents, if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too ***damn sensitive
It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this **** now, 'cause I won't stand for this
And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I
Had one of those twenty-five-cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must've put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman, I killed Super—
Man, and how ironic
That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is Rain Man
Now in the bible, it says:
"Thou shalt not watch two *******s in bed
Have homosexual sex
Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in
Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex
Which isn't as bad
'Long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during, or after
Performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such more commonly-known phrases
That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?"
Let's ask Dr. Dre — Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I got a question, if I may (Yeah)
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But— 'ut, I ain't done yet
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"
While he reaches in another grown man's ***
Grabs on his ***s, but, just, what if
It was never meant — it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his ***** went in—
His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it
But his little ****** flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details, but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because
'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is Rain Man
You find me offensive, I find you offensive—
****, this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next and
Open up a whoop-ass canister
God**** it, Dre, where's the god**** beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good-at
I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic — yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it
I got it, high-five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich
And I ain't even gotta make no god**** sense
I just did a whole song, and I didn't say ****
'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I became
With this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is Rain Man
'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...
Yup, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre
Super-dope beatmaker
2000 and, 2000 and
Four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se-
-Seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...
And seventy
Yeah

[00:00.000] 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope
[00:05.270]Yeah
[00:08.460]Definitely, definitely
[00:11.280]Definitely dope
[00:15.220]Definitely
[00:17.240]Definitely K-Mart
[00:19.980]Yeah
[00:22.620]Yeah
[00:24.160]You find me offensive, I find you offensive
[00:26.980]For finding me offensive, hence, if
[00:29.510]I should draw the line or any fences, if so, to what extents, if
[00:33.380]Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
[00:36.070]Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
[00:39.750]They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
[00:43.960]When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
[00:47.700]I say you're all just too ***damn sensitive
[00:50.780]It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous
[00:53.700]Let's end this **** now, 'cause I won't stand for this
[00:56.600]And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
[00:59.920]And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either
[01:03.370]He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I
[01:07.470]Had one of those twenty-five-cent stickers on my refrigerator
[01:11.540]Right next to Darth Vader
[01:13.430]And Darth must've put a hex on him for later
[01:16.140]I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that
[01:18.910]I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
[01:21.780]I killed Superman, I killed Super—
[01:24.630]Man, and how ironic
[01:26.570]That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
[01:29.780]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[01:32.680]Or no brain
[01:35.370]Nice to meet you
[01:38.110]Hi, my name is...
[01:40.880]I forgot my name
[01:42.790]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
[01:46.710]My soul is possessed by this devil
[01:48.740]My new name is Rain Man
[01:51.360]Now in the bible, it says:
[01:53.160]"Thou shalt not watch two *******s in bed
[01:55.930]Have homosexual sex
[01:57.830]Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in
[02:01.180]Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex
[02:04.730]Which isn't as bad
[02:06.090]'Long as you show some remorse for your actions
[02:08.860]Either before, during, or after
[02:10.760]Performing the act of that which
[02:12.880]Is normally referred to as such more commonly-known phrases
[02:16.980]That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way
[02:21.190]But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?"
[02:25.210]Let's ask Dr. Dre — Dr. Dre? (What up?)
[02:27.820]I got a question, if I may (Yeah)
[02:29.650]Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)
[02:33.230]And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
[02:36.020]But— 'ut, I ain't done yet
[02:37.980]In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"
[02:40.880]While he reaches in another grown man's ***
[02:43.390]Grabs on his ***s, but, just, what if
[02:45.950]It was never meant — it was just an accident
[02:48.750]But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his ***** went in—
[02:51.330]His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it
[02:54.230]But his little ****** flinched just a little bit
[02:56.920]And I don't need to go into any more details, but
[02:59.900]What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
[03:02.430]Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
[03:05.050]'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because
[03:08.130]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[03:10.850]Or no brain
[03:13.590]Nice to meet you
[03:16.280]Hi, my name is...
[03:19.070]I forgot my name
[03:20.880]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
[03:24.900]My soul is possessed by this devil
[03:26.910]My new name is Rain Man
[03:29.600]You find me offensive, I find you offensive—
[03:32.530]****, this is the same verse, I just did this
[03:35.170]When am I gonna come to my good senses?
[03:37.520]Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
[03:40.210]My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby
[03:43.890]And my plan is to get him next and
[03:45.950]Open up a whoop-ass canister
[03:47.990]God**** it, Dre, where's the god**** beat? (Yeah)
[03:51.180]Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it
[03:54.420]This is the only thing that I'm good-at
[03:56.660]I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
[03:59.830]Demonic — yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it
[04:02.540]I got it, high-five Nick Lachey
[04:05.100]Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
[04:07.740]And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I
[04:10.070]Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I
[04:13.490]Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
[04:16.020]With a peanut butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich
[04:18.710]And I ain't even gotta make no god**** sense
[04:21.480]I just did a whole song, and I didn't say ****
[04:24.330]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[04:27.230]Or no brain
[04:30.000]Nice to meet you
[04:32.710]Hi, my name is...
[04:35.350]I forgot my name
[04:37.340]My aim was not to become what I became
[04:39.920]With this level of fame
[04:41.230]My soul is possessed by this devil
[04:43.220]My new name is Rain Man
[04:45.960]'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...
[04:50.450]Yup, Rain Man
[04:57.090]Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre
[04:59.990]Super-dope beatmaker
[05:02.210]2000 and, 2000 and
[05:04.370]Four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se-
[05:07.900]-Seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...
[05:11.220]And seventy
[05:12.450]Yeah