[00:00.000] 作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Marshall Mathers [00:01.000] 作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Marshall Mathers [00:05.09]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions [00:08.87]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records [00:12.37]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life [00:17.37]Or That I Believe In It [00:20.06]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That [00:23.32]I＇m Actually Gonna Do It [00:25.92]Or That I Believe In It [00:28.89]Well Shit If You Believe That [00:32.70]Then I＇ll Kill You [00:35.58]You Know Why [00:37.52]Cuz I＇m A [00:38.11]Criminal [00:42.45]Criminal [00:45.58]You God Damn Right [00:46.99]I＇m A Criminal [00:51.56]Yeah I＇m A Criminal [00:57.15]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge [00:58.68]That＇ll Stab You In The Head [00:59.97]Whether You＇re A Fag Or Lez [01:01.22]Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest [01:03.37]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer＇s Yes [01:05.84]Homophobic Nah You＇re Just Heterophobic [01:08.23]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My ******** Bulgin Ooh [01:10.45]That＇s My Mother****in ***** You＇d Better Let Go Of Em [01:13.01]They Belong In My ******* You＇ll Never Get Hold Of Em [01:15.35]Hey It＇s Me Versace [01:16.54]Whoops Somebody Shot Me [01:17.73]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail [01:19.13]Get It Checkin The ＇male＇ [01:20.39]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell [01:22.38]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail [01:24.74]C＇mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men [01:27.02]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men [01:29.81]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus [01:32.03]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons [01:34.60]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car [01:36.56]And A Prostitute While My Wife＇s Sick In The Hospital [01:39.03]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher [01:41.28]You Can＇t Reach Me My Mom Can＇t Neither [01:44.06]You Can＇t Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause [01:46.18]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable [01:48.41]And You Ain＇t Able To Stop These Thoughts [01:50.84]You Can＇t Stop Me From Toppin These Charts [01:53.19]And You Can＇t Stop Me From Droppin Each March [01:55.43]With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards [01:57.79]Duhhh And To Think It＇s Just Little Ol＇ Me [01:59.94]Mr Don＇t Give A **** Still Won＇t Leave [02:02.42] Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x [02:02.83] I＇m A Criminal [02:03.58]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime [02:05.92]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal [02:07.64]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [02:09.73]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One [02:11.67] I＇m A Criminal [02:12.40]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime [02:14.65]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal [02:16.76]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [02:18.93]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One [02:21.67]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed [02:23.28]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed [02:25.58]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She [02:27.94]Don＇t Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me [02:30.16]I＇m A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed [02:32.88]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren＇t Raised [02:35.34]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller [02:37.59]My **** Shrunk Smaller But My ***** Got Larger [02:40.01]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker [02:42.10]Than You＇d Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word [02:44.60]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral [02:46.98]Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk [02:49.22]Off Of His Own Employee [02:50.21]Now Don＇t Ignore Me You Won＇t Avoid Me [02:51.61]You Can＇t Miss Me I＇m White Blonde Haired [02:53.42]And My Nose Is Pointy [02:54.30]I＇m The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die [02:56.26]In Plane Crashes And Laughs [02:57.61]As Long As It Ain＇t Happened To Him [02:59.13]Slim Shady I＇m As Crazy As Em [03:00.84]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac＇s In [03:02.96]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn＇t Make It Today [03:05.49]He＇s A Little Under The Weather So I＇m Takin His Place [03:08.00]Mm Mm Mmm Oh That＇s Dre With An Ak To His Face [03:10.21]Don＇t Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place [03:12.77]I Told You Dre You Should＇ve Kept That Thang Put Away [03:15.13]I Guess That＇ll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh [03:17.53]I＇m A Criminal [03:19.75]Interlude Skit [03:21.75]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er [03:24.35]Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There [03:26.76]/Em Aight /I＇ll Be Right Here Waitin On You [03:28.57]Em Aight [03:29.43]Yo Em [03:30.23]Em What [03:30.70]Don＇t Kill Nobody This Time [03:32.08]Em Awwright God Damn **** [03:35.04]Whistling How You Doin＇ [03:40.51]Teller Hi How Can I Help You [03:41.80]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl [03:43.27]Teller Okay [03:45.69]Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag ***** [03:46.64]And I Won＇t Kill You [03:48.06]Teller What Oh My God Don＇t Kill Me [03:49.04]Eminem I＇m Not Gonna Kill You ***** Quit Lookin Around [03:50.31]Teller Don＇t Kill Me Please Don＇t Kill Me [03:51.02]Eminem I Said I＇m Not Gonna ****in Kill You [03:52.55]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You [03:55.59]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It [03:57.27]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It [03:59.81]So I＇ll Be Disguised In It [04:01.35]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It [04:03.32]I＇ll Hide For Five Minutes [04:04.57]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness [04:06.66]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business [04:09.21]Die *****es Bastards Brats Pets [04:11.72]This Puppy＇s Lucky I Didn＇t Blast His Ass Yet [04:14.06]If I Ever Gave A **** I＇d Shave My **** [04:16.20]Tuck My **** Inbetween My Legs And Cluck [04:18.76]You Mother****in Chickens Ain＇t Brave Enough [04:20.96]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut [04:23.67]Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up [04:25.61]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass [04:27.96]And If It＇s Not A Rapper That I Make It As [04:30.47]Bi＇ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask [04:33.05]Chorus 2x [04:33.43] I＇m A Criminal [04:34.27]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime [04:35.65]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal [04:37.90]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [04:40.19]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One [04:42.27] I＇m A Criminal [04:42.64]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime [04:44.90]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal [04:47.17]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [04:49.56]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One [04:51.91] I＇m A Criminal [04:52.38]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime [04:54.48]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal [04:56.57]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [04:59.25]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One [05:01.09]I＇m A Criminal [05:01.60]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime [05:04.11]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal [05:06.08]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [05:08.36]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One [05:10.33]I＇m A Criminal